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I would never

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Untitled Oh would you look at those cherubic faces? Butter wouldn't melt, obviously.

Naturally that means that our life is utter perfection in every way.

For example...

I'd never let the kids play computer games all morning at the weekends so I could have a long lie.

And I'd definitely never veto the boys' suggestions for a movie and persuade them to watch one of my choice. That would be selfish!

I'd never order in a pizza because I couldn't be bothered to cook.

Or make us the same meal 3 days in a row just to make some room in the freezer.

I make all my meals from scratch, OBVIOUSLY.

And of course every day they get their 5 portions of fruit and veg...


I'm certainly not the mum who practically skips with the kids to school on a Monday morning. No, I miss the little dears EVERY SECOND I'm away from them.

Obviously they always wear matching socks.

And of course I would absolutely positively NEVER even *think* of looking forward to them going to their dad's for a week in the Easter holidays so I could enjoy a languid mid-morning natural wake up.

Nah, not me.

I would never!