When did you get so big? 21/366

Seriously? 

Max... you're looking more and more like Zack every day.

WHERE did your gorgeous big squishy cheeks go? 

How do they just disappear?!

You look like a Proper Boy now, rather than a little one. 

There's no more pretending that you're still only little.

Even though you still are on the inside.

How on earth did we manage to get to you being nearly FIVE already?

OK, so it's not nearly, it's not till October.

Still... you're going to be five. THIS YEAR!

You're just going to have to stop it. 

Right now.

You're not allowed to grow anymore.

And you can tell your feet to stop getting sweaty.

I miss having little cutsey feet to nibble on, goddamnit!

*sobs*

Really though, 

you're so adorably cute these days, what with your proper little personality finally coming out.

You're a joker, that's for sure!

Like the funny moves you make when I'm attempting to dance to tunes from my xbox games...

or you finding it absolutely HILARIOUS that I managed to spill nearly a full cup of milk all over myself.

Honestly - was it *really* that funny?! (ok, it was... I laughed too... but your belly laugh? Made me laugh more!)

And last week, when you just! couldn't! go! on! and dramatically crawled.... up.... the.... stairs.... and proceeded to climb.... into.... bed.... the wrong way around and flop face-first into bed.

All the while with a twinkle in your eye, and that little cheeky grin.

You knew *exactly* what you were doing!

Actually... you know what?

If you keep coming out with gems like those?

You can keep growing.

Just not so fast, damnit!! 

I just had to post this one! 9/366

I dare you not to at least smirk, if not giggle and snort at the same time. 

Dare.

You.

Poser 8/366

No idea where he could possibly get it from... *cough* 

Day 6: One of my favourite quotes...

... though I have *no* idea where it's from, other than pinterest!

Nearly Monday again... yay! Hope everyone had a great weekend. :) 

Things My Boys Haven't Done While I've Been On Twitter

Emptied an entire box of Coco Pops onto the living room floor.

Found and destroyed my entire makeup collection.

Drawn on the walls.

Pulled all the fake coal out of the electric fireplace and played with it, getting their face and hands and everything they touch covered in black.

Snuck into the kitchen and nicked various snacks.

Demolished my entire room.

Demolished their entire room.

Put toothpaste down the toilet.

Put toothbrushes down the toilet.

One even put a DS down the toilet when he was wee (and wee-ing! TMI!).

Shaken a beaker full of milk all over the living room floor.

And the best for last:

Max pushed a kitchen chair up to the bunker, climbed up on it, found a roll and the peanut butter and had his own version of a peanut butter sandwich. Roll in one hand, peanut butter all over the other!